Advantages of being over 50
Being over 50 has its advantages
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
People no longer view you as being a hypochondriac.
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won’t wear out.
You can live without sex(but not without glasses).
You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You sing along with the elevator music.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
You can’t remember who sent you this.
Aging is an interesting part of life.
All of those things that seemed so important earlier in life don’t seem to matter much any more at all.
Who did what to who and all the drama that goes with it.
Who cares about all that.
At this point -life is too short.
The most important thing now, is keeping the pain away so we can move about and do things without that annoying reminder that age is upon us.
Healthy eating and living is an every day necessity.
Supplements are a part of healthy life along with light exercise.
Time is limited, and you know it,
so you try to get as many things done that need to be done and the rest just adds on to tomorrows list of to do’s without worrying about it.
Keeping a good attitude is necessary.
And friends and family make life worth living.
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Remember to Live life to the fullest – Every day, and be compassionate to everyone, including yourself!
Do what you LOVE.
and keep doing the things that make you happy!
Live – Laugh – Love
Leave the past in the past and enjoy the day you have right now…
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